[ She obliges by sending a selfie, in which she looks very tired and not terribly festive, her smile more for Darlene's sake than 'having fun'. Her face is made up in mostly pale glitter and a fuzzy white halo hovered over her head. Just in frame is one feathery white wing. ]
I barely understand what I'm supposed to be, let alone what Halloween is supposed to be. But I was assured I was on theme. U?
question how many dicks have tried ~~ did it hurt when u fell from heaven ~~ on u tonight and how many of them did u kick in the nuts round up if you have to
[After a few seconds, Darlene sends a selfie in response: manic grin, post-party tired, no costume, smeary makeup, hair mussed. She's outside somewhere. The left side of the photo is prickled with a border of faux black gorilla hair.
After a short delay, she thinks, fuck, and sends a follow-up.]
All of them. I would count on both hands. Had I known that was the custom I would have persuaded Gwenaelle to be the angel instead I did not kick any of them, but I did learn how.
Why must I delete it? Do you wish not for there to be photo evidence of your happiness?
[That gets a shot of a black furry leg, torso, elbow, clumsy rubber hand. There's a rubber chestplate too, just visible, helping to further cement this as a gorilla. A fake gorilla: there's a badly-shaved jaw visible too.]
eyyyyyy u know what they say about guys with big feet
not dating tho ew lol
btw dawn is the perfect time to go out last call and THEN breakfast come tf on i don't get to see your angel costume irl if you don't sub in for bigfoot
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text; dh4z3 - backdated to wee hours of morning nov 1
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[ Is that appropriate, did Darlene ask a question, sometimes the lingo is hard to remember when it is 2 am. ]
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what is up what are you dong
what was your Halloween costume
do YOU know what Halloween is
answer good bc you are settling a bet
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I barely understand what I'm supposed to be, let alone what Halloween is supposed to be. But I was assured I was on theme.
U?
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question how many dicks have tried ~~ did it hurt when u fell from heaven ~~ on u tonight
and how many of them did u kick in the nuts
round up if you have to
[After a few seconds, Darlene sends a selfie in response: manic grin, post-party tired, no costume, smeary makeup, hair mussed. She's outside somewhere. The left side of the photo is prickled with a border of faux black gorilla hair.
After a short delay, she thinks, fuck, and sends a follow-up.]
delete after viewing ok ✌
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I did not kick any of them, but I did learn how.
Why must I delete it? Do you wish not for there to be photo evidence of your happiness?
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yeah girlfriend seems like she knows how to get in some nut shots
oh well!!! you'll know for next year
delete it bc i asked nicely
i'll send you a better pic in its place
a pic of my date
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Now share.
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he's ditching me
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
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[ What trivia these renfaires manage to pick up, over time. ]
I'd join you in his stead if it weren't close to dawn.
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u know what they say about guys with big feet
not dating tho ew lol
btw dawn is the perfect time to go out
last call and THEN breakfast come tf on
i don't get to see your angel costume irl if you don't sub in for bigfoot
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Let me find my shoes and an uber.
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i knew i could count on u to be my not lame friend
i'll send u some coordinates
also i sleep when there isn't good shit to do and i pass out from boredom ok
it is a good life
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Try not to pass out before I arrive.