[That gets a shot of a black furry leg, torso, elbow, clumsy rubber hand. There's a rubber chestplate too, just visible, helping to further cement this as a gorilla. A fake gorilla: there's a badly-shaved jaw visible too.]
eyyyyyy u know what they say about guys with big feet
not dating tho ew lol
btw dawn is the perfect time to go out last call and THEN breakfast come tf on i don't get to see your angel costume irl if you don't sub in for bigfoot
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yeah girlfriend seems like she knows how to get in some nut shots
oh well!!! you'll know for next year
delete it bc i asked nicely
i'll send you a better pic in its place
a pic of my date
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Now share.
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he's ditching me
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
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[ What trivia these renfaires manage to pick up, over time. ]
I'd join you in his stead if it weren't close to dawn.
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u know what they say about guys with big feet
not dating tho ew lol
btw dawn is the perfect time to go out
last call and THEN breakfast come tf on
i don't get to see your angel costume irl if you don't sub in for bigfoot
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Let me find my shoes and an uber.
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i knew i could count on u to be my not lame friend
i'll send u some coordinates
also i sleep when there isn't good shit to do and i pass out from boredom ok
it is a good life
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Try not to pass out before I arrive.