left while daenerys was porterafk.

one of the things about dragons where i'm from is they're conscious like people are, so what gets said about 'em sometimes is that the only use they have for humans is making things they can't like alcohol. every little boy and girl knows dragons love mead following that, the way you meet a dragon is to thusly: dig a giant hole in a field fill it with mead hide then the dragon shows up, and drinks, and you wait until the dragon's a bit pissed, then go say hello, and the dragon'll be in an alright mood 'cause of the mead. and what do my lovely countrymen do with this tale? they finish it with "you can talk to the dragon now he's in good spirits"